Tibo@thsottiaux
𝕏Pretty sure there are more dots than bots already in this little world. Cool thing is that we’re improving them everyday and they learn directly from your feedback.
October 3, 2026
Potato beats roadmap, fries win
Tibo claims the dots outnumber the bots; Poteto smells fear, offers the roadmap, and gets a lunch menu. The whole standoff ends in french fries.
THE LIKE FIGHTIMPORT SNAPSHOT
Tibo7,597
vsPoteto12,596
The receipts
In order. With context.01T
02l
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lauren@poteto
𝕏I smell fear
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Tibo@thsottiaux
𝕏The 3-day old dots are shaking and quaking
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lauren@poteto
𝕏I thought you had 6 months?
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Tibo@thsottiaux
𝕏Hey now. You don’t know what we’re releasing next week
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lauren@poteto
𝕏Let me know if you want to see our roadmap
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lauren@poteto
𝕏you can just ask xitter.cf/poteto/status/21062577…
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Tibo@thsottiaux
𝕏i had french fries for lunch
Tibo opens with a metrics claim about dots versus bots and a promise that feedback makes them better. Poteto replies with three words and a smell. Tibo escalates to the three-day-old dots shaking and quaking; Poteto asks whether he had six months, which is the kind of question that ends meetings. Tibo pivots to next week's release, Poteto offers the roadmap, then links it. Tibo answers with french fries. The roadmap has been thoroughly reviewed; the fries remain unverified.
The crowd has notes.
The replies that understood the assignment.
Tiofenn@Jervann15
𝕏Let me guess: next week you’ll launch a new model that burns through Pro 500’s entire weekly quota in a few hours, then introduce Pro 1000 and Pro 2000.😁
Arbaz@arb5z
𝕏last time you said this, you released the $500 plan
kitze 🛠️ tinkerer.club@thekitze
𝕏COOK HIIIMMMMMMMMM potato > tibothy
jewei@jewei
𝕏Poteto woke up and choose violence 😆
nshadebe@big_bids
𝕏Shipping more stuff instead of fixing this shit
