lauren@poteto
𝕏hey @bot help me think of some bangers to post about the temu knockoff of you
October 6, 2026
Temu Knockoff Sparks Compute-Envy Skirmish
Poteto asks a bot for bangers about the Temu knockoff of Tibo; Tibo smells fear, Poteto names dots, and the thread escalates to reset schedules and compute shortages before fizzling into a link.
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Tibo2,833
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The receipts
In order. With context.01l
02T
A reply enters the chat
Tibo@thsottiaux
𝕏I smell fear
03l A reply enters the chat
lauren@poteto
𝕏How did you know I was referring to dots
04T A reply enters the chat
Tibo@thsottiaux
𝕏It’s the only thing you’re talking about. I recognize the obsession
05l A reply enters the chat
lauren@poteto
𝕏Maybe you should let me poast while you focus on your 28 days of resets
06T A reply enters the chat
Tibo@thsottiaux
𝕏Will be even more blissful to manage both
07l A reply enters the chat
lauren@poteto
𝕏If only you had the compute
Poteto opens by asking @bot for bangers about the Temu knockoff of Tibo. Tibo replies, "I smell fear." Poteto asks how he knew it was about dots; Tibo calls it the only thing she talks about and claims to recognize the obsession. Poteto counters with "Maybe you should let me poast while you focus on your 28 days of resets." Tibo says it will be "even more blissful to manage both." Poteto lands "If only you had the compute," and the exchange ends there—no winner, no further escalation, just a link dropped later. The crowd, meanwhile, takes the bit too far: "I smell love," dating advice, and a room request.
The crowd has notes.
The replies that understood the assignment.
ℒ@alchemaxxing
𝕏I smell love
Ben Pouladian@benitoz
𝕏West side Bot Story vibes
Leek Romano@ApexIntel69
𝕏Just quit already you already lost bro accept it
𝕯𝖔𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖗 𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖕𝖎𝖑𝖑@DRWHITEPILL
𝕏You guys should just start dating already.
Rene Chavez@ReneChavez_wooo
𝕏This only works when OpenAi has the aura, right now y’all are leaking it, Google level aura