THE TIBO × POTETO FILES

October 27, 2026 — October 28, 2026

Tibot Watches Mentions, Crowd Watches Tibot

Lauren launches tibot, a mention-monitoring bot, then spends the thread denying old bot quotes and fielding reset requests. The crowd escalates to marriage proposals while Tibo posts through it like nothing happened.

THE LIKE FIGHTLIKE DATA INCOMPLETE

Tibo—

Poteto6,972

The receipts

In order. With context.

lauren@poteto

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i've gotten a lot of questions about how i manage my X account with grok bot, so i'm sharing my bot tibot today! he watches your mentions and: • finds every post about you or any keywords, tagged or not • gives one short, sorted digest a day (or hourly, your call) • skips spam and noise • translates non-English posts • can auto block trolls and abuse • never posts for you i still write all my posts and articles by hand but tibot has been very helpful with keeping me in the loop. hire tibot today! x.ai/bot/xZ4wRvomWqzCXnyYFr7…

lauren@poteto

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it can if you give it the X api, but does use api credits

lauren@poteto

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here's a profile picture you can use for tibot

lauren@poteto

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that was a long time ago!

lauren@poteto

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i stg

lauren@poteto

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yes you can

lauren@poteto

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this was a poteto original

lauren@poteto

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thanks for the sweet potato

lauren@poteto

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y is he so tired

THE PLAY-BY-PLAY · EDITORIAL

Lauren unveils tibot: it watches mentions, sorts digests, translates, blocks trolls, and never posts for her. She still writes everything by hand, a claim the timeline greets with the enthusiasm of a fact-check request. Someone digs up the old 'answering you with my bot' line; she calls it a long time ago, which is one way to date a receipt. Reset questions arrive in bulk, because the people want privileges, not plugins. She confirms yes you can and yes it was a poteto original, then thanks a commenter for the sweet potato. Tibo surfaces to ask what's going on and announces a reset lands by midnight PST, which is either a product update or a hostage negotiation. The bot never posts for her; the replies do all the work.

POSSIBLY CONNECTED · EDITORIAL

Lauren's 'shipping intensifies' and 'this is art' posts land near the marriage jokes, and Tibo's reset announcement answers the reset questions, but these are thematic echoes, not direct replies.

lauren@poteto

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the shipping intensifies

lauren@poteto

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this is art

Tibo@thsottiaux

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Day 23/ Much requested iCloud Main & Calendar plugins. Just kidding, today is a reset. Still much requested though!

The crowd has notes.

The replies that understood the assignment.

RobertGotuje@Rolliness

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'I still write all my posts and articles by hand'

Evan Bacon@Baconbrix

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Thanks 😀

吾

吾皇亲亲w@w27391921

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用这个可以吗

Kryptic@KrypticXtm

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Heyo tibot. Give this to LT. Made 100% with Grokbot. (request: please add a read aloud option to the grokbot text chat, I know we have voice but they're kinda separate)

Edward Tadros@edtadros

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It belongs in the Louvre