Tibo Launches poteto.com, Forgets Domain Economics

Tibo opens with the launch announcement of poteto.com, a domain he presumably does not own. Poteto counters with the devastating financial disclosure that tibo.com is out of budget, which is the closest thing to a product roadmap this exchange will produce. The reply section takes it from there, escalating from a rom-com diagnosis to a request that Elon resolve the issue, as if this were an outage and not a bit. One observer notes the reset was merely the distraction; the real launch was the poteto. Somewhere, the actual owners of tibo.com are getting timeout errors and have no idea why.